The Heart and Mind of Me

Jul 29

fierywolf1981:

Amen!

Jul 29
  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
Jul 29

reblog if you want starkid to make these. maybe if this gets a lot of notes, they will? these things are cute as hell.

Jul 27

servent-alearika:

rosettakat:

thatgirlcanlift:

wreckedxteen:

canna-bish:

Thank you so fucking much.

im in teaaars

I will never not reblog this because this guy right here is the best example you could ever have for how to care for an animal in need.

Props to this guy. Thank you for doing what the rest of us wernt around for.

this gives me hope for man kind. There are still good people who love animals out there. He is awesome.

Jul 27

rollingwiththewinchesters:

Went to a church event with my dad and I wore one of my Supernatural shirts and one of the girls was like “That shows for devil worshipers” and I just couldn’t help myself “The devils not all bad he’s just misunderstood, poor Lucifer” and her dad was the preacher so he blessed me and I fell to the ground laughing. This concludes my story of how I’m never allowed to go to church with my dad again.

Jul 27

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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Jul 22

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

Jul 19
cosmicvenuus:

This actually make me feel so much better, I love you tumblr..

cosmicvenuus:

This actually make me feel so much better, I love you tumblr..

Jul 19

charlielikesdragons:

charlielikesdragons:

Check out this GoFundMe to help me get to LeakyCon - you can get some awesome prizes! // FAQ

GREAT news! Yesterday I bought my plane ticket to Orlando!!! Thank you SO much to everyone who has donated or spread the word. I still have a month to go and I’m still looking to raise money for my hotel and food costs, so please keep spreading the word and still donate if you can!

Hey guys! This is STILL really important - please donate and spread the word to help me live my dream! If FIVE percent of my tumblr followers donated just $5 now, I would be at my goal. I really mean it when I say that every little bit counts!

Jul 12

freshest-tittymilk:

glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

The Little Mermaid TV Series: Gabriella

Remember when Disney had a cute, disabled, poc mermaid?

When i was younger, one of my best friends was a deaf guyanese girl, and her fave princess was Ariel, mainly bc she related to her living without a voice (and her love of swimming)

When this episode aired, she cried and squawked and made sounds that were almost understandable… She saw herself as a mermaid, on tv, with her favourite character of all time

Representation matters, always, no matter what