The Heart and Mind of Me

Oct 20

bewbin:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

hachachachahcaaa

that’s right little turtle dance

Oct 20

I have watched 12 episodes of Hunter x Hunter with my boyfriend and I have no idea what a hunter in this show is supposed to be exactly.  Like they are taking this Hunter Exam AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!!! why won’t you explain already anime? why?

Oct 18

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

Oct 14

Everything here is shippable. Even I’m shippable; But that, dear children, is self insertion, and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms.

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I must always reblog this.

Sep 28
dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

Sep 25
Aug 14

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

dudedonttouchmycar:

pie-burgers-and-wifi:

sourpatch-k:

supernaturalsoul:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

highly-functioning-otter:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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Broke 5 Million!

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Still going strong..

WE BROKE 6 MILLION. keep it going!

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Aug 05

masked-perfection:

If you go 1 hour without self harm, I’m proud of you.
If you go 1 day without self harm, I’m proud of you.
If you go 1 week without self harm, I’m proud of you.
If you go 1 month without self harm, I’m proud of you.
If you go 1 year without self harm, I’m proud of you.
No matter how far you are, or how far you made it. I’m proud of you, you know why? Because you’re strong, and I know you can get through this.

Jul 29

fierywolf1981:

Amen!

Jul 29
  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)